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so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 



  • Open when you need to know how much I love you
  • Open when you’re mad at me
  • Open when you miss me
  • Open when you’re lonely
  • Open when you’re happy
  • Open when you’ve had a long day
  • Open when you’ve had a bad day
  • Open when you’re sick
  • Open when you’ve left me after visiting
  • Open when you can’t sleep
  • Open when you’re horny
  • Open when you’re imagining our future
  • Open when we can’t communicate with each other
  • Open when you need a reminder of all the things I love about you
  • Open when you need motivation/encouragement.
  • Open when you need to laugh.
  • Open when you’re bored.
  • Open when we’re fighting (and it’s you’re fault)
  • Open when we’re fighting (and it’s my fault)
  • Open when you need a kiss
  • Open when you wanna hear me ROAR!!!!
I think this is a rather cutie idea for a long distance relationship or any relationship really.
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